So I'm dozing on the couch, watching Fox News. I watch Fox News because it keeps my anger up. There's nothing like blustering men with painfully short hair and broad suits yelling about the Democratic secret plan that makes a man feel alive. Whenever I think I'll never amount to much,I take cold comfort in the knowledge that at least I'm not a Republican, and at least I can think for myself.
And then I see Ms. Kirsten Powers. I see Ms. Powers completely tear into a Republican mouthpiece with a skill I think only Jedi pundits with centuries of skill can muster. I sit up blearily, and stare at the screen. They allow her on Fox News? Isn't this what they hate? A woman with liberal leanings who can express herself? And one who doesn't back down, doesn't burn a hole in the ozone layer with fifty cylinders of hairspray each morning, and doesn't apply makeup with a backhoe?
Then Ms. Powers finishes her majestic attack, leaving the mouthpiece in rags. If they were using swords, the Republican would be in several, quivering pieces--which is what she is, anyway. Those were some sharp words, I think.
And then it hits me: I think I'm in love.
PS--Because Kimota Matt insinuated I suck at Internets, I went and found this piece of Kirsten magic. It's her tearing a new one into the Lich Queen.
2 comments:
As a registered US voter I can proudly say that I didn't base my vote on anything that FOX news had to say on the election.
To be very honest, after they canceled Wonderfalls FOX was dead to me.
Video? Where's the stinking video???
Post a Comment