I don't know who. I don't know why. But someone has crossed me in a way that an eternity of vengeance cannot appease.
Someone has given me a subscription to....Cat Fancy.
I fucking despise Cat Fancy. I have lived with cats all my life, and adore them. But I do not see them as 'cute' or 'cuddly'. I don't dress them in little sailor suits. I don't give them cutesy wutesy names. And I fucking don't subscribe to Cat Fancy.
The hunt begins.
1 comments:
Oh sweet jesus, ten minutes have passed and I am still laughing. I only hope that someday I will be that clever. Good hunting!
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