Fucking Jack Goes Nuclear

Episode Three: 8:00 A.M to 9:00 A.M.

Physical Injuries Jack Endures

Uhhh...nothing. Jack has it easy. For one hour. Getting soft, Bauer

Jack's Body Count

Zero. (Total: 1)

Feats of Bauer Awesomeness

--Jack carjacks a Cherokee, throwing the driver to the ground and telling him 'Don't get up." That's fucking hardcore.

--Jack does the first of many Cell Phone Magic Tricks. This time, he transfers two calls into a shared connection to a third party without the evil terrorist noticing. I suspect Jack uses nanotech. Of his own design. Which he just made. Because he's awesome.

Episode Four: 9:00 A.M. to 10:00 A.M.

Physical Injuries Jack Endures

--upset stomach from shooting his friend Curtis in the throat. Which saves him ripping it out with his teeth.

--possibly near fatal does of radiation from the A-bomb that devastated Los Angeles

Jack's Body Count

One. (Whacks Curtis, who just wanted to kill the guy who beheaded his friends.) (Total: 2)

Feats of Bauer Awesomeness

--goes for a killing shot on a friend when a shot to the hand, toe or ear would have sufficed. Because Jack knew Curtis couldn't be trusted. Or he's a crap shot.

--had common sense to throw up on grass and not on his new stolen clothes

--did not crap pants when he saw the mushroom cloud over L.A.